Friday, September 12, 2008

The Returns of Mr. Counterfort

"The only character in this story is purely real & bears a strong resemblance to a one alive."

Carrying onn from were Sandy left.....I would like to dedicate this line to him before I start...

"If there has been a soul ever dedicated to revolutionize the concept of engineering it is Him it is Him it is Him...."


The very thought of this man brings shivers to me....although his certificate says he is 37 years old( I can never say he is 37 years young)but it seems his youth has left his soul sum 25 to 30 years back.....Explaining him in his own way would be something like this....

"I am a (free) body who has just attained his HALF-LIFE(remember radioactivity :P).So from now onwards my disintegration will almost follow a constant curve.My face is a perfectly plastic body which has already yielded a long way back..and even 1 mg of laugh can bring it to its permissible stress level....when sitting I try to keep myself in undamped free vibration,but wen I start to walk a wind load starts acting(as per clause 26.6 of IS-1893) which develops an external force and I get into a damped vibration but there too I try to avoid Resonance so that the amplitude of my vibration is always under control.Though phase difference between what I see and what I perceive are out of phase(phi=90 deg),but the sound wave flowing from my mouth always remain in uniform motion.

Perhaps I have gone a little beyond what I should have gone, but the feelings are coming straight from the heart which cant be subjugated by any sustained load(dead or live).Well,the guy is truly amazing, the amount of work he puts in one day cant be lesser than :

1) Duration of my whole semester studies

2) The amount of time I roam around

3) 16 hrs

Whichever is greater.


Sometimes I think of the day when he will get married( definitely feeling pity for that gal),the bond (stress) that they both will exhibit will be directly proportional to the amount of time she stays away from him.

Otherwise a shearing resistance can act which will lead to sudden failure of their relationship.

The brain he has;can create wonders but cant help it,he has to accept that we are a bunch of lumped mass which is in the highest state of equilibrium and cant be disturbed by even a seismic force of any scale.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

God's own Divine Child.....

One day,when I was kid,I went to school & as a true spectator was watching my house playing against vivekanand house.One of the guy was admiring a player that he was a genuine star; again in the class,the teachers always used to praise Ashish(happened to be our school topper) that he was star of our class.At night I used to glare at the sky and tried to see if I could see that cricket player and Ashish there.Never did I succeed!!!!Then I thought perhaps if I study like Ashish,I would find myself there oneday.With full devotion and motivation,I used to start my study but it was not before 15 minutes or so that my inner-self used to get over me. I used to think at least I am staying with my mum n dad....although they are stars..see their fate...they
have to stay away from their parents...and I had heard too that one star is several nautical miles away from the other.So getting satisfied I used to sleep in my mums lap.

Ishaan Awasti in me was dying to come out...but how...somebody told me how good my fingers suited to painting....ohh!!!I can't forget get that night. I only dreamt of M.F. Hussain and Picasso.....and the very next day I was ONN with my painting kit....the first thing which struck my mind was my favourate fruit,Mango.I started to draw the hybrid variety of mangoes.After I completed my drawing I went to dad to get appreciation for my wonderful drawing. Dad applauded me and said son just make it a bit bigger and your Banana will be ready to be eaten.At first I thought he was in his usual joking mood but after consulting everyone else in the house I had to believe that.

May be there was a greater tensile force acting on my mango...So the Elastic strain in it made it Banana perhaps.Nevertheless I thought,with advancement of science and technology, a mango will look like that one day.But it was time to switch my career.Study was never an option as my aggregate marks always happen to be less than Ashish's maths score and cricket bat was also too heavy to carry forget about driving it through squares and all.

But one thing I was certain off was that I was god's own divine child and after reading the above three paragraph you must have got that I really was...

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Who will Help them:They or we......

People are leaving houses for water is nowhere,
And People are leaving houses for water is everywhere.

And where water is nowhere one wish if they had a dish of water,
And where water is everywhere one wish if they had a dish.

Everyone wants to quench his thirst,
but Their's thirst will only be quenched if there is water either everywhere or nowhere.

They say it is a natural calamity,they can't help it,
I too feel it is a natural calamity that they are they.

They say we are moving towards globalisation,
but there are many who still don't know how a globe is!!!

Perhaps we have transformed ourselves from white collar workers to blue collar workers,
but who will look after the plight of the ones whose lives are still grey.

It is not that it is only Theirs responsibility to do everything,
but it is the time to stand-up & get counted because there are someone,
who don't need a debate but need either we or They.